Officiating Services

My ministry serves the singular purpose of permitting me the privilege of witnessing performative utterances. My pleasure in officiating emerges from my faith in the power of language to get things done. When you speak a promise out loud and mean it, you change the terms of your relationship to another person. The same is true when you act with your heart to forgive someone, apologize, or lay a bet. I believe speaking truth into the world makes it a different place. As an officiant, I witness spoken gestures, celebrate the transformations they manifest. Every ceremony, even the grievous ones, fill me with hope.

I officiate apologies and forgivings, and will witness any wager you venture to make.

Yes, I also officiate wedding ceremonies, gleefully pronouncing celebrants united, partnered, wed, mated for life, or however they come together till death do they part!

My officiating fee is nominal, and no one is refused service for lack of ability to pay. Contact me to learn more.